Don’t let you mind wander. It is too little to be left alone
Clock: A small mechanical device to wake up people without children.
If you are afraid of loneliness, don’t marry.
Answering Machine Saying: Sorry I can’t get to the phone now because my girlfriend and I are doing our favorite thing together. Personally I like doing it up and down, while she likes doing it side-to-side r-e-a-l slow… So I’ll get back to you when we finish brushing our teeth.